Awwww <3 You’re amazing tooooo!!!
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING
why can’t IIiii be naked and covered in glitter
Because you don’t want tiny pieces of metal pushed into your vag. Talk about craft herpes.
What about the edible cake glitter? Then I could be sparkly and taste like dessert
|—||jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)|